Omnipotent 

A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.

My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Omnipotent by Big Boss March 9, 2005

omnipotent 

the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.

whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.

omnipotent by the omnipotent..aka me. April 9, 2009

Omnipotent 

Omni - All
Potent - (of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm.

Omnipotence is the ability to achieve an erection or orgasm at will, this ability is bestowed by few.
Notable examples: Ron Jeremy, God.

God: So I heard Ron Jeremy is omnipotent.
Angel: It seems he is your only equal.
God: SMITE HIM!

Omnipotent by 420noscopescrub April 9, 2015

omnipotent 

A person who has infinite power.
No mortal being is omnipotent

- Who is omnipotent?
- God

omnipotent by sefunight September 10, 2022

Omnipotent 

The coolest fucking kid on Hackforums

Omnipotent fucking fucked my fucking mom last fucking night and I enjoyed fucking watching because he's so fucking cool...FUCK!

Omnipotent by OmnipotentHF September 23, 2011

Omnipotent 

The act of being everywhere at once.

God is omnipotent.

Omnipotent by sinx2100 December 9, 2009

Omnipotent 

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

Omnipotent by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008