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OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!! 

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!: A term used while flying over the suburbs of eastern africa explaining how to use a comtpothnrowshig while the Rocky moutains screw up the controls in the plane and you have to eject from 39,000 feet in the air. Also see FUCK!!!!!
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The exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.
I just left my keys in the car with the engine running! Ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit!!!
Ohshit by likeyehokwhatev October 26, 2005

OHSHIT moment 

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.
(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'
OHSHIT moment by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
black ice, or, the sheet of ice that you see on the sidewalk and think is not slippery and you proceed to walk on it and slip.
one crazy ass morning i was walking to the bus stop and i slipped on an ohshit.
Ohshit by leafa July 28, 2008

oh shit oh fuck 

used if something goes wrong or if someone dies
joe:*dies*
h: he just died oh shit oh fuck
oh shit oh fuck by fucjking h August 17, 2019

Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus 

Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!

Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

when shit go bad
(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)