OFUM

Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth, a fanfiction writing university for those who cannot understand basic concepts such as 'plot,' 'characterization,' and 'grammar.'

Originator of terms such as mini-balrog and nuzgul

Has led to spinoffs such as HFA and OFUDisc

After writing another abysmal Mary-Sue, 'Legolas's Queen' recieved an application to attend OFUM.

OFUM by Ella Darcy November 28, 2004

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Sweatin like 50 ofum

Sweating really badly. Enough to feel like you were sweating for 50 african americans in the sun.

Usually used by a cracker.

Person 1: Yo Ryan its hot out here!
Person 2: Ya I know. I'm sweatin like 50 ofum!

Sweatin like 50 ofum by Jack Dog October 4, 2006

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Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

Two-ofum by Spyskys May 11, 2014

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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