Definitions by Spyskys

Two-ofum 

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

Two-ofum by Spyskys May 11, 2014

textual predator 

Someone who continually seeks communication with friends soley by text messaging. Conversely the person is phone-a-phobic.

"Got another text from Sarah, that girl's a textual predator."

textual predator by spyskys May 18, 2009