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O.T.T.E.R. 

AN Acromyn for an extremely top secret Emergency Reaction team. Other Tactical Teams for Emergency Responce, aka (OTTER Teams) are a top-secret force of elite military and law-enforcement members with missions so covert and dangerous, even the teams' existence has never been revelaled until now.

OTTER's trace their roots to the Riverine warfare of the VietNam war, and have been active on all continents and regions of the world since that time period.
If you are trying to blow up some of OUR shit, the Mother-fucking O.T.T.E.R.'s will find and kill you......
O.T.T.E.R. by OTTER 125974 October 28, 2010
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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

P.O.R.T.E.R. 

PORTER is a large man with a big belly and a good white/grey beard. Very heavy, likely to sit on you and maybe take to enslave you. He likes military things....
P.O.R.T.E.R. is going to Belgium today.
P.O.R.T.E.R. by Raykul Walton April 4, 2004

C L O U T M A S T E R 

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT
Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e 

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e