O Levels

To perform oral sex, ordinarily fellatio. Pun on the historic British secondary level exam. Twinned with A Levels which are the act of anal sex

Especially used in the escorting world to signify the provider offers fellatio without a condom.

We had some top O Level action, she sucked the spunk right out my dick and didn't spit, swallowing the lot.

Candy is an openminded girl who has passed her O Levels.

O Levels by RobinP63 August 17, 2009

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O levels

Noun - A standardized term for a Secondary level academic qualification of showing the ability to fart, vomit, burp, as well as have the potential for being future Osama bin Ladens.

Adverb - A slang to show extreme anger, distaste or aggression, used commonly by Cambridge people. Refer to fuck

1. The world will end in the hands of O level scorers as they all show extreme talent in murdering themselves.

2. What the O levels?! I don't give a O level damned about what bullshit you just crapped!

O levels by CAMBRIGDE June 14, 2009

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"O" levels

Function: noun
a term for oral sex commonly used in the UK.

The escort service website guarantees that all their talents perform "O" levels.

"O" levels by Bad Doggie December 1, 2007

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Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.

That dude is level-o-matic.

Level-o-matic by gianop February 18, 2007

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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