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a slightly icy formation hanging from the scrotum.
yo its mad fuckin cold, im gettin some nutsicles.
Nutsicle by tom Cardona January 16, 2006

Newsician 

A noun that describes a talking head news personality that acts like an entertainer while carefully avoiding facts that may disturb advertisers or members of the donor class.
Last night, Megyn Kelly spun the story about blocking SCOTUS nominees like a true newsician.
Newsician by beaujinka July 24, 2016

Nursicisstic Personality Disorder 

-Excessive interest in or admiration of oneself due to one being a nurse.

-The belief that the nursing profession is the most important profession, and all other professions are inferior and do not contribute to healthcare as a whole.
-Selfishness, involving a sense of entitlement, a lack of empathy, and a need for admiration, as characterized by their nursing profession.
-Self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from their nursing profession, often the result of a mental disorder.

Related to Nursicissitic and Nurscissism
I think that Becky has Nursicisstic Personality Disorder. She's always such a bitch to everybody else just because she's a nurse.

nubsicle 

another word for 'noob'
Man, crazydan.ud is a nubsicle.
nubsicle by Joe February 18, 2007

Newsician 

Used to describe those who begin as musicians, but then decide its their business to preach (whether its warranted or not) about current events to their audience.

Bono is a world class newsician, what a douche.
Newsician by Simdog November 2, 2008
When something is both nuts and sick.

Note: Nutsick should not be confused with it's antonym "not sick".
Boris: Bro, are you hearing this, bro?
Shaul: Fuck Yes! Consider the Source is nutsick!

Boris: Bro, are you hearing this, bro?
Shaul: Fuck Yes! The band that played before Consider the Source is not sick!
nutsick by fanfare from afar October 4, 2008