Newsicidal

Feeling suicidal, hopeless, despondent, depressed or disillusioned as a result of reading or hearing news reports.

I think he's feeling newsicidal. He's been posting a lot of sad and cryptic things on social media.

by sc0.0tr February 24, 2025

Newsician

A noun that describes a talking head news personality that acts like an entertainer while carefully avoiding facts that may disturb advertisers or members of the donor class.

Last night, Megyn Kelly spun the story about blocking SCOTUS nominees like a true newsician.

by beaujinka July 24, 2016

Newsician

Used to describe those who begin as musicians, but then decide its their business to preach (whether its warranted or not) about current events to their audience.

Bono is a world class newsician, what a douche.

by Simdog November 2, 2008