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nutrigraining 

the act of shoving 8 nutrigrain bars (preferably strawberry) up the asshole with full force and keeping time of how long you can keep them in.
shit, i was nutrigraining and they all fell out!!!!!!!!
nutrigraining by barb farb June 19, 2008
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nutrivore 

Someone who eats nutrient dense food. Thus, nutrivores reject junk food and ignore foods with little or no nutritive value.
The farm market offerings of ripe vegetables, raw dairy cheeses and pastured eggs and meats make it a nutrivore's paradise.
nutrivore by truthsleuth July 18, 2012

Nutrivention 

Derived from the English words "Nutrition" and "Intervention." In a nutrivention, a group of friends gather around the food addict and explain how their problem has affected their life. They can then force their nutritional values upon them. This may include but is not limited to: 1)Taking their brownies 2) Taking too long to use the ice cream scoop 3) Forcing them to eat a half serving (14 1/2) of goldfish.
Lauren, this is a Nutrivention. Just because the gum says 0 calories, it's not. It's really <.00001