Nutcolepsey 

Nutcolepsey is a sleep disorder that makes people very drowsy during masturbation. Often confused with a Nut Coma. People with Nutcolepsey find it hard to stay awake for long periods of masturbation time due to extreme sleepiness, this is in part due to the blood rushing to their genitals. They fall asleep suddenly. This can cause serious problems in their daily fap routine.

Them: Did you fall asleep again during?
You: Srry, I have Nutcolepsey

Nutcolepsey by Aqua-dark January 31, 2024

Boner Narcolepsey 

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

Boner Narcolepsey by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Nutcolepsy 

falling asleep or extreme fatigue after male ejaculation.

“swear to god Lisa he falls asleep every time we hook up, it’s like he’s got Nutcolepsy”

Nutcolepsy by Faygo217 May 18, 2020