Nutcolepsey 

Nutcolepsey is a sleep disorder that makes people very drowsy during masturbation. Often confused with a Nut Coma. People with Nutcolepsey find it hard to stay awake for long periods of masturbation time due to extreme sleepiness, this is in part due to the blood rushing to their genitals. They fall asleep suddenly. This can cause serious problems in their daily fap routine.

Them: Did you fall asleep again during?
You: Srry, I have Nutcolepsey

Nutcolepsey by Aqua-dark January 31, 2024

Boner Narcolepsey 

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

Boner Narcolepsey by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Nutcolepsy 

falling asleep or extreme fatigue after male ejaculation.

“swear to god Lisa he falls asleep every time we hook up, it’s like he’s got Nutcolepsy”

Nutcolepsy by Faygo217 May 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008