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nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc
She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
nut mustard by King of Porn October 25, 2003
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nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
nut mustard by Chocistar October 17, 2003
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nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing
Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut
"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"
Nut mustard by squarepusher December 17, 2003

Mustard Nut 

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.
I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.
Mustard Nut by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Nutmustard 

She swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.
Nutmustard by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003
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