Nut Nicker 

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

Nut Nicker by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

nickel nut 

A person who thinks he is being helpful but is actually making a complete fool out of himself and who everyone thinks is a BLANK.

"Dude, who the hell is that nickel nut?"

nickel nut by Ciddo Xxavius January 16, 2008

nutkicker

One who is skilled in the art of kicking someone in the nuts.

Johnny was comparing me in bed to how his Ex was ion the sack . It was so rude of him so I showed him that unlike her, I was also a nutkicker. That shut his rude ass right up. There was no comparison to that.

nutkicker by Hula_girlkicksit October 21, 2017

nutnucker 

A person when they are near you are constantly making loud noises, talking loud, and covertly trying to get your attention and getting on your last nerves.

That nutnucker is always beeping his car horn when I'm outside, god he is annoying.

nutnucker by gettruth December 18, 2023