A person that fuckingloves you. You cannot escape his love. His love is immeasurable, for it is infinite. He also uses Reddit and jerks off a lot, too.
-Nut_Boi-: Oh fuck I'm alone. Welp, time to jerk off.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).