Nut Allergy 

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on

Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..

Nut Allergy by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020

Nut Allergy 

In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.

1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?

Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.

2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"

Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.

Nut Allergy by el mas grande August 19, 2008

Nut Allergy 

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

Nut Allergy by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

Nut Allergy 

Lesbian

I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.

Nut Allergy by fallen2123 May 25, 2015

A Nut Allergy 

A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”

Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.

Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”

A Nut Allergy by Le cat in le box. June 12, 2018