Nunf

This is the sexiest tricky player of all time his schlong is ginormous, he is undeniably the best rounder in all of mw2 tricky myers he hits bills ALL DAY!

Wow that guy is so sexy he is such a nunf!

by anonymous October 27, 2022

bunf nunf

lump on your ass that appears after a long night of turkey baisteing meth

I got the worst bunf nunf from last night. Do you have any qtips

by SO THATS REVOLTING March 15, 2008

nunfucking

When you get a celibate girl to denounce God and her religion and have sex with you.

Max: "I just got my sausage squeaked by my girlfriend!"
Frank: "Wait, isn't she like a devout christian with all the abstinence stuff or something?"
Max: "Yeah, but I just got my nunfucking on!"

by NicCage86 November 12, 2011

nunfucker

one who is sexually aroused by and/or enjoys sexual intercourse with;
1. nuns
2. those of a chaste persuasion

1. Did you see that nunfucker with the mother superior last night?
2. nunfucker? that's a bad habit!

by BENNAY June 27, 2006

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

nunfuck

1.N; the act of having sex with a really hot chick who is not at all into you. it should be exciting, but it turns out feeling like you're fucking your own sister, or, worse, a nun who got drunk and broke her vow of chastity, not because you're so hot, but because their life sucks THAT bad.

He finally got to fuck that supermodel, Sabrina, b ut he said it sucked because the whole time she was tweeting her friends that she was in jamaica, what a Nunfuck.

by grumpy202020 November 14, 2011

Nunfart

Something sweet to eat from Europe. It is made from choux pastry and fried afterwards, like a donut. In French: pets de nonne, in German mostly served around Christmas: Nonnenfürze (or Nonnenfürzle).
They are called that way because of their heavenly taste and they look like little brown clouds.
There is something similar in Netherlands, Beldium and Switzerland too. Basically every country has their own version of nunfarts. G.Bush has nothing to do with nunfarts.

These nunfarts are delicious, why are they called that way.

by Karö September 19, 2021