nunfuck

1.N; the act of having sex with a really hot chick who is not at all into you. it should be exciting, but it turns out feeling like you're fucking your own sister, or, worse, a nun who got drunk and broke her vow of chastity, not because you're so hot, but because their life sucks THAT bad.

He finally got to fuck that supermodel, Sabrina, b ut he said it sucked because the whole time she was tweeting her friends that she was in jamaica, what a Nunfuck.

by grumpy202020 November 14, 2011

nonfucking fuckboy

Jakob Ryckeghem

Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

nubfuck

To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.

Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."

by IndieSnob November 25, 2006

numfuckery

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Nugfucked

Intoxicated and have an immense love for nuggets.

A result of being 'nugfucked' May be waking up with a half chewed mcnug in your mouth.

Being nugfucked always means you had a top night.

She is nugfucked.

by Nuggethead July 14, 2014

nun fuck

Any person who shows no emotion, no facial expression, and makes absolutley no eye contact during intercourse. They basically just lay there completley dead weight, "not having sex", acting like a total nun about it.

"Dude, how was last with Andy?"

"I cannot believe I had to fake blowing my load, she was a total nun fuck dude."

by [e-mail] March 28, 2008

nonfuck

A man or woman who, for whatever reason, will not engage in premarital sex. Mainly found on conservative or religious college campuses.

Damn that babe was so fine, it's too bad she was a nonfuck, otherwise I would've taken her straight up to my room for some all-night action.

by AttiSchwagg May 2, 2010