Nump

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"

by Zappbrito April 19, 2018