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Noubir or Noobir is a state one can achieve by being one with the spiritual deity of Chripout, savior of all. This state is usually temporary, but also recurent. One cannot escape it once they have been hit by the curse, also called « Cure ».
You’re such a Noobir.
Learn me how, Noobir.

-We shall vanquish them. Sun Tzu
-Fak off, je viens une grotte. Noubir
Noubir by Lastorder1 July 19, 2018
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A nubire is a code name for a nerd.
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The word noobirino means that someone are an absulute noob or nobhead. Its also a sign on having a small dick
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