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nose hair burning ass bomb
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.
nose hair burning ass bomb by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007
Nose Hair heaven
Nose Hair heaven by Mr nose hair February 27, 2023
The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer
This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer by JamesPage September 2, 2025
Dogs hair by the nose
Traditional hangover cure.
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
Dogs hair by the nose by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
a bucket o' nose hairs
a bucket o' nose hairs by Tank Miller June 13, 2018
Do your nose hairs reach your lips?
You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?
Do your nose hairs reach your lips? by Cazilla69 August 24, 2022
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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