A fantastic actor. Is sexy at any age, wearing any style, with or without incredibly beautiful women on his arms. Edward Norton Gained 30 pounds of sheer muscle to play the ever sexy neo-nazi Derek Vinyard in the best Movie ever, American History X. Tends to make an ass out of himself, demanding to have additional cuts of movies made, and to be a part of the writing process. A total babe.
"I'd love to have Edward Norton's filling in my pie!I'd be just like Fairuza Balk!"
"I wish that shower scene in American History X were Longer, Edward Norton has the hottest body I've ever seen!"
"I wish that shower scene in American History X were Longer, Edward Norton has the hottest body I've ever seen!"
by ShaIchLuge June 16, 2008
the best fuckin actor ever. well he doesn't have much of a brain cause the movies he directed sucks but he is the best actor ever. He plays in fight club rounders american history X.
by geatredbird April 19, 2006
Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013
The worst Idea for any company to ever come up with, the most annoying program for any over-protective parent to ever come across. Blocks every innocent site, including this one and also has a chrome extensionthat makes it even worse. It's a pure torture device for teenagers on the internet.
Someone:"Hey dude! Wanna play a game of Fortnite?"
Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"
Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"
by BurnD' April 22, 2018
A stand up comic with an unhealthy obsession for chicks with giant cocks. Works for the Sirius xm radio show Opie and Anthony. Performs characters loosely based on his own personality, such as uncle Paul and Chippah
by Chippah June 1, 2014
The Anti-Christ of computer programmers. His "Norton" software has fucked up more Windows systems than all porn, torrentz, and warez sites combined. Avoid at all costs.
by AnimalMother3-5-0 April 16, 2010
The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he is funny, hot, and easy to get along with. He will always make you smile, even when you'r sad. He is the cutest, he thinks little of himself, but clearly he is good looking, you can trust him with ANYTHING! You will never meet someone sweeter, or more caring than him. You will instantly fall in love with him the moment you meet him, he's easy to get along with, and he easy to love, I love you Tyler, <3
by TopDeckChocolate! December 29, 2011