Edward Norton 

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D

Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.

Edward Norton by HalSparksbitch July 1, 2008

Edward Norton 

A fantastic actor. Is sexy at any age, wearing any style, with or without incredibly beautiful women on his arms. Edward Norton Gained 30 pounds of sheer muscle to play the ever sexy neo-nazi Derek Vinyard in the best Movie ever, American History X. Tends to make an ass out of himself, demanding to have additional cuts of movies made, and to be a part of the writing process. A total babe.

"I'd love to have Edward Norton's filling in my pie!I'd be just like Fairuza Balk!"

"I wish that shower scene in American History X were Longer, Edward Norton has the hottest body I've ever seen!"

Edward Norton by ShaIchLuge June 16, 2008

edward norton 

the best fuckin actor ever. well he doesn't have much of a brain cause the movies he directed sucks but he is the best actor ever. He plays in fight club rounders american history X.

Edward Norton is the best actor.

edward norton by geatredbird May 10, 2006

Edward Norton 

The Actor he looks like a different man from different angles. So if you call someone Edward Norton or Ed Norton you are saying they are one who looks different from many angles.

Steve: Hey Paul!
Paul: Yea Steve!
Steve: Your Edward Norton
Paul: Really?
Steve: Yeah you like a model front on but to the side you look old....

Edward Norton by Fight Club BP March 11, 2011

Edward Norton 

Edward Norton is a term used to define a black male that works as an IT guy at Walmart.

Person 1: Bruh that guy is definitely Edward Norton.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.

Edward Norton by Geographicator October 13, 2022

Edward Norton 

Literally sex on legs. I love EDNORT! I'm part of the Norton Nation... Total babe of a man.

He starred in some really great movies like Primal Fear, Fight Club, American History X, etc.

Person 1: I'm part of the Norton Nation!
Person 2: Oh man, me too! I love Edward Norton!

Edward Norton I think???: hell yeah

Edward Norton by KryptScout May 5, 2024

edward norton'd 

verb.

The act being decimated so completely that it is as if you were curb stomped by Edward Norton.

I was trying to play the Michael Jackson Experience for the Kinect and that game edward norton'd me.

edward norton'd by iburnmycd September 5, 2012