northern burlington

absolute hell. kids usually hang out at football games where little people try to fight other little people. juuling is common. the guys are ALL ugly and the girls think they are the shit. people freak out over the smallest things, like a make out session. nudes are also common

person: do u have a boyfriend?
girl: ofc not! i go to northern burlington

northern burlington by igna teehal November 10, 2018

Northern Burlington

The shittiest school in the world, no one will ever understand what goes on there unless they have been there first hand. Nudes go around weekly ruining people, people are dicks to anyone and everyone because they think it makes them cool. Filled with the fakest white girls in the world that wish they were and try to act black, if they dont have the newest clothes and makeup they cry and curse out their parents. If u rnt fake and popular and caught up in all the daily dose of drama then you have a super small friend group and no one knows u exist. Teachers dont know shit, students somehow fail the most idiotic classes in the world, and you are bound to get depression. White girls horde gay blacks guys and white kids who think their the shit cuz they juul and hookup with a different guy every week cuz thats how big of sluts girls there are. A girl and guy could hookup once think they like each other a week later hate each other and be "heartbroken," "used," and or "depressed" when they really arent and have no clue what it means to be. And dont even get me started on the wannabe rednecks and tryhard indians

Why are you such a dickhead?
Im from Northern Burlington, duh.

Northern Burlington by nondickrider January 17, 2019

Northern Burlington

an absolute hell hole. drama spreads like wild fire, no one can ever catch a break from it. teachers suck ass and give unnecessary amounts of homework and can suck a dick. all the girls are hoes who fuck a boy once a week, and all the boys are careless fuck boys who think fucking with peoples hearts is fun. the only way to become popular is to juul, drink alcohol, fuck someone weekly, be an absolute asshole to everyone, do absolutely nothing with your life and never think about your future or think about your actions. other people’s feelings don’t matter, fuck that. every type of person can be found here, it’s like a zoo. plenty of hicks, black people who try and act, speak, and do things like sound cloud rappers, crazy ass white people, and school try hards like indians who’ve never seen a pussy or a dick before. all the black girls are extra and think they’re so tough. welcome to northern.

Hey man, what’s up?

fuck off man lemme hit my juul *smffffff* i go to northern burlington i got 10 std’s and my dick pick is known everywhere.

Northern Burlington by student being real November 12, 2018

Northern Burlington

On the outside, this place seems like a regular high school. On the inside is where all hell breaks loose. No matter how much you try to stay out of drama, it will always find you, and it won’t go easy on you. These students will drive you to insanity. It’s a miracle if you survive four years in this hellhole without thinking of dropping out. The students here act so nice to your face, but they’re quick to turn on you whenever they please. You can’t even go to the bathroom without finding someone either juuling or having a breakdown. Don’t even think about trusting people with your nudes either; they’ll spread like wildfire. This school is full of tryhards, people that think they’re cool but are far from that, or fucking virgins that have been shielded from the real world all their life. There’s not one guy in this school that isn’t trashy, and I have yet to see a girl that isn’t two-faced. I don’t recommend going here at all if you want to find people that aren’t fake; this school will tear you down and show no mercy when it does.

Northern Burlington is the absolute worst place a student can go if they actually want to accomplish something.

Northern Burlington by xx__xiang November 17, 2018

northern burlington

This school will bring you down to your lowest and i would not recommend going here. the administration doesn’t do shit for no one. The drama in this school is outrageous and is on going and the fights are petty and stupid. it’s full of people who either think they get bitches when they have 1 body or hardcore virgins who think church is life. The wanna be rednecks are crazy like babes you’re a base kid. and don’t get me started with the juliustown kids. they are all gettho red necks who are scary as shit. 100 bathroom smells like pussy and za za. there is no way your walking into a clean bathroom. first smell you smell in the morning is weed. The freshman this year have to be on fucking crack cocaine. seniors are immature and everyone else has become irrelevant. don’t recommend going here if you don’t want to get addicted to some shit or have a stable mental health.

why you smoke weed

i go to northern burlington dumbass

northern burlington by northernburlingronhater May 29, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020