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nordenberg

A fat piece of shit who works at EB-Games. Usually seen with his hot friends while treating his girl like shit. Doesn’t like black people and uses racist slurs too much. Usually uncircumcised with a tiny dick. Also had baby teeth and a patchy beard. Extremely loud and plays video games while eating over the mike obnoxiously loud. Pretty much Batman if Batman was instead a piece of shit who’s only redeemable quality was the sympathy given for having no parents.
Nordenberg is a piece of shit.
nordenberg by Nolan Fucking Ryan August 12, 2021
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Nordberg 

Similar to the Arnold Palmer, a Nordberg is a beverage of half orange juice, half Squirt, served over ice.
It's 3 o'clock somewhere - and that means it's Nordberg time.
Nordberg by androidtopp January 22, 2010

Rose Nordberg-ed 

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her buxom.

Rose Nordberg-ed 

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact. To give someone a murderous look.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her breasts.

officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.
officer nordberg by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Nohrenberg 

A family that is close to eachother, and doesn't accept others easily, but when they do, you are home.

Closed off, and somewhat intimidating, but also very caring, very smart thinking, and extremely loyal.
Gotta love them nohrenbergs!
Nohrenberg by Justinsgirl October 16, 2008

Nordberged 

To be intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated to the extent that you are reminiscent of a drooling vegetable.

Origin: Lt. Frank Drebin talked of the eventuality of his colleague Nordberg becoming a drooling vegetable in the film Naked Gun.
He's had way too much to drink, he's officially nordberged
Nordberged by Batman1720 July 14, 2010