noodle dick 

a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.

Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.

noodle dick by sammyjack9863 May 26, 2006

Noodle dick 

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

Noodle dick by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

noodle dick 

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

noodle dick by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

Noodle dick 

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

Noodle dick by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

dick noodle 

when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen

dude i had the grossest dick noodle yesterday

dick noodle by logmister August 22, 2008

Dick'n Noodle Soup 

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.

My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.

Dick'n Noodle Soup by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle by DCDEATHRUN May 5, 2018