NonSkrapple 2022 

A 16 year old that feels he actually has some control and purpose in his life. He sits in his own mind 24/7, watching the world from inside of some skin, flesh, bones, muscles and some other stuff while he chatters and talks about his own circumstances and the circumstances that may come in the future.

"Hey (NonSkrapple 2022) how are you?"
NonSkrapple: "Just thinking."
"About what?"
NonSkrapple: "Stuff."
"What kind of stuff?"
NonSkrapple: "What we feel becomes the world we live in. If you feel like everything is sad then everything is sad, if you feel like you have the perfect life then you have the perfect life"
"...I've never thought of it like that."
NonSkrapple: "My goal is changing my life to the life I desire."
"How's that working out for you"
NonSkrapple: "It's a slow process but I do see progress so I'd say it's going pretty well."
"Hmm, what is the life you desire?"
NonSkrapple: "A life where there is no stress or awkwardness or frustration or struggle or sadness or anger or discomfort. A comfortable life. But I suppose to get a comfortable life you would have to step out of your comfort zone from time to time, so... it kind of cancels out. Actually now that I think about it im not sure what life I want, alot of the time I get the thing I want but I feel like that's not enough so im left chasing for more, im only 16 years old so I probably shouldn't decide when im so young, what if I change my mind later on in life? I guess what my goal really is just to live, grow and learn along the way."
"Welp, good luck with that."

NonSkrapple 2022 by NonSkrapple April 10, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012