A nastystrand of flu, much worse than manflu, that really takes its nomitime to go away, and usually starts with a sore throat and progresses through many symptoms.
I had a nastycase of Nomiflu last week, it really knocked me out.
Okay this is a bit tricky, Notiflushications is considered to be an A.R.T! which stands for (Annoying Ridiculous Thing). It's celebrated on Feb. 7 of every year( in your face Valentines this comes a week earlier!). Simply it's swamping someone's facebook by useless notifications so that person would thing he/she is suddenly SUPER POPULAR when it's almost like the coolest prank ever for us, and total shock to them... It's done by tagging that person in like a hundred posts =]
DUDE I gotlots of notiflushications this is really getting on my nerves!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.