Nolan

a pond sucking scum bag who deserves a round of applause because he gives everyone the clap, also gets black-snaked daily

NCSU Student #1: Ay yo, why is everyone clapping?
NCSU Student #2: Oh, it must be Nolan coming. I heard his ass got completely to' up last night.

by The_Tooth_Fairy March 1, 2010

Nolan

Some one who is socially retarded and can not be left alone at all.

Man that guy doing a Nolan! Let's keep out of here!

by Ihatelifesomuch November 16, 2016

Nolan

Bipolar, two timing, lying, cheating, seductive yet charming, asshole, lover boy who cheats on his fugly girlfriend through text messages to another woman. BAM BITCH.

Wow, he must be named Nolan because he's definitely cheating on you.

by UnicornQueen93 March 12, 2015

Nolan

a blonde short kid who has anger management issues and can never take a joke. he also has a very small dick.

guy 1: I HATE YOU, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

guy 2: calm gown bro, dont be a Nolan

by BtchPlzIGotDis June 21, 2012

Nolan

Just plain queer.

Look at Nolan anally fucking his male dog.

by da masta wanka January 24, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is handsome and gets all the girls. He is the type of guy who gets fake AirPods and has 654 subscribers on YouTube (BlaZing Nolan)

Wow! Nolan is so strong.

by Subscribe to BlaZing Nolan June 5, 2019

Nolan

A total asshole that manipulates people and is also fat

Wow, look at Nolan. He made Sandra commit Scuicide because of how he treated her.

by RobloxThotSlayer69 January 4, 2019