a university of north carolinian hicks who couldn't get in to dook or chapel hill because they were too busy making love to their tractor and sister simultaneously. they think that UNC is their big rival, but UNC really couldn't give a damn. ncsu is the poor bastard redhead stepchild of the Triangle.
Did you hear about the pig-fucking contest at NCSU last night?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).