the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone
Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken
Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it
Dad: Too bad, trololol
Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken
Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it
Dad: Too bad, trololol
by SomeGuyWithNoLife March 08, 2016
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An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.
by Chr1s_56 November 03, 2017
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The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!
Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
by UltramanVectis September 01, 2015
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The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.
(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
by ThenewURL January 16, 2017
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One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"
guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick
by dabantabus April 30, 2015
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A mobile phone released by the company Nokia in 2003.
It is part of the ultrabasic line of phones, characterized by it's low price and low amount of functions.
People who use a Nokia 1100 will either:
- Not have enough money for a more expensive phone
- Only want to use their phone for calling and SMSing
The Nokia 1100 is one of the best selling consumer electronics devices in the world.
It also has a built-in flashlight, activated by pressing the C button.
It is part of the ultrabasic line of phones, characterized by it's low price and low amount of functions.
People who use a Nokia 1100 will either:
- Not have enough money for a more expensive phone
- Only want to use their phone for calling and SMSing
The Nokia 1100 is one of the best selling consumer electronics devices in the world.
It also has a built-in flashlight, activated by pressing the C button.
- What phone do you have?
* A Nokia 1100
- Can it take pictures?
* No
- Can it surf the web?
* No
- Can it do anything?
* Yes! /presses C and blinds - with the flashlight
* A Nokia 1100
- Can it take pictures?
* No
- Can it surf the web?
* No
- Can it do anything?
* Yes! /presses C and blinds - with the flashlight
by fishmeester September 01, 2007
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The cheap cell phones made by Nokia that are generally given out free upon signing for a plan. They have excellent reception but are ugly and large.
by 10609 June 27, 2005
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