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NoScript 

NoScript is basically an anti-Java/anti-cookie/anti-any-fucking-thing-you-don't-want-displayed Firefox addon that's easy to install and use. Hell, I'm using it right now; Only UrbanDictionary is displayed, not those fucktarded ads on the side bar over yonder to this description's right.

If you don't want anything you don't know being displayed, like maybe a porn site when you stray off (since....y'know...parents...), download this.

Seriously.

Firefox in itself cuts down your virus intake by 70% (and I say THAT because people often Google incredibly fucking stupid torrent sites with infested files. If you're me, it can pretty much mean internet surfing while turning off whatever system-pig scanner's running).

The only downside is you gotta remember to tell the fucker to allow sites you wanna see stuff from.
GO GOOGLE AND DOWNLOAD NOSCRIPT IF YOU'RE USING FIREFOX ROOOOAAAR
NoScript by Sonikkun the Blaze December 22, 2008
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NoScript 

Firefox extension that prevents Javasript, Flash, and other things like that from being run by web pages not added to a whitelist by the user. It enhances security, but makes internet surfing soooo inconvenience. Other features include allow-temporary and blacklist. A blacklisted site won't be whitelistable.
I'm going to watch this flash movie now. Oh, wait I have to allow the site in Noscript first. Now, which one is the movie?
NoScript by bigfattony July 2, 2009
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nnscript 

A general make-over and configuration script for the IRC client, mIRC. Lets you make mIRC look pink and fluffy, if you're into that kind of thing.
Hey, he's using esnation's nnscript! Nice looking skin....
nnscript by ivo123127 March 5, 2009

nnscript 

pathetic noob script with shitload of useless `features' that alot of noobs use to connect to QuakeNET
omgomgomg look at that noob using noobienoobscript his IQ must be below 30 kthxbye
nnscript by TV sucks March 16, 2005
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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