No-Lifeing is the art of playing games, being on the computer, or any other art which doesn't involve social contact - for a long period of time.
Man i've been on reinet for 1 week already... I'm still wondering when my no-lifeing streak will end.
by Haxx0r August 11, 2005
The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"
Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life
by Jezij August 31, 2018
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.
by nethcev! August 26, 2006
the activity you are participating in currently
Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)
by wittyname January 19, 2010
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 13, 2004