No shit, Sherlock

Asshole version of 'indeed'.

Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*

by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

No shit, Sherlock

Used as a way to say things like "It's obvious" or "duh".
Goes well with "grass is green".

AMONG US: MIRA HQ SCENARIO

Canibus: It's some horny Impostors in the bathroom again.
050 (Oso): No shit, Sherlock. The grass is green, after all. ("It's obvious, duh.")

by Chardino November 13, 2020

No Shit, Sherlock

Used as a sarcastic comment for someone who stated the obvious, using a reference to the famous fiction detective Sherlock Holmes, it can be understood as "No way, you are Sherlock Holmes!" which can actually mean "Of course, you dumbass!".

-It's hot out there.
-No shit, Sherlock!

by CesarD11 November 7, 2014

No Shit Sherlock

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.

"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"

by NowhereMan November 4, 2004

no shit, sherlock

Similar to 'thank you captain obvious'.
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!

Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"
Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, sherlock!"

by Daniel Hough April 12, 2004

No Shit Sherlock

This means "obviously" but you say this if u wanna be sarcastic.

John: Hey bob, I am talking right now!

Bob: No Shit Sherlock!

by Why you even reading this? November 14, 2017