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No Sorry, Be on Time 

When being late has become such a bad habit or perpetual sin among lots of selfish people that it is easier to apologize for making everybody wait for them than make the effort to being on time.
Saying sorry is conveniently easy and seldom comes with a penalty, but planning their time to be punctual is pretty hard for an unhealthy number of folksβ€”for them, β€œno sorry, be on time” sounds like Greek to them.
No Sorry, Be on Time by MathPlus December 22, 2018

i'm sorry but no 

when a girl says this, shes really saying, FUCK YOU, NO, EWWWW, IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN, I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU TO HELL!
Guy: Do you want to go out with me?

Girl: (as she pulls out a gun and points it at the guys head) I'm sorry but no.
i'm sorry but no by RentForFree2790 January 15, 2005

No, Sorry 

When you say you don't have anything to begin with. Or when you are unable to help out even if you were to try your very hardest.
Person 1: Do you sell drugs?

Person 2: No, Sorry.

Person 1: *comprehends person 2 never sold drugs to begin with*

Person 1: So you are also saying that you never sold drugs to begin with? Correct?

Person 2: Yes, that's what I meant by No Sorry. Plus I can't help even if I really wanted to.

'No, i'm sorry' πŸ’”

James, for: Dont worry, i'm sure she'll say 'yes' soon enough! πŸΎπŸ˜‰
Emma - 'No, i'm sorry' πŸ’”
James - 'I'm sorry, what was that? Let me just ask you again...'

'No, i'm sorry' πŸ’”

James, for: Don't worry she'll say 'yes' soon enough! πŸΎπŸ˜‰
'Emma' - 'No, i'm sorry' πŸ’”
'James' - 'Sorry, what was that? Let me ask you again...'

no shorry 

It’s a Bellport word it literally mean no sorry but in a weird nigga way
John: hey I’m boutta fuck all y’all bitches James Carl Jacobins: No Shorry
no shorry by iViolate2k July 24, 2019
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