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No Shots Barred 

No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.
Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.
No Shots Barred by Nex Solo November 21, 2010

Nigel No Shots 

When playing FIFA on ps3 or xbox, if someone does not have a shot for the entire game, they are Nigel No Shots.

The term was originally coined for the great humpty-dumpty look-alike M Grotis, who went through a whole 8 minute game without managing to have a single shot on goal.

Note - it is extremely rare for any normal human FIFA player to not have at least 1 shot on goal for the entire game.
"Oh my god, what a hack you are at FIFA.. 0 shots for the entire game - you are such a Nigel No Shots"
Nigel No Shots by Muk Moophy September 14, 2012

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
2 beers no shots by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

no head shots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no head shots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.
Jeff called no head shots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.
no head shots by not jeff rainey December 10, 2008

no slugs straight shots 

it means, dont beat around the damn BUSH! tell me straight up.
if im sitting right next to a girl, and she tell her friend, "there is ONE GIRl that i dont like, she a hoe" and i know she talking bout me, that me she shootin slugs. Tell me straight up if you dont like me. "no slugs straight shots"

No Shits Given Phenomenon 

A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.
"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"