My cell phone plan.
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
by BLAM May 23, 2004
Get the no service mug.The inevitable status of the Steel Town public transit system after you've accidentally blown all your cash in Hess Village and all you've got to barter with is your suddenly worthless University Student ID Bus Pass causing girls to either a)sweet talk a cab driver, b)whoreishly hook-up or c)stumble more than 20km across downtown Hamilton to Westdale through the snow in stilettos and in all too few items of clothing.
Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!
by JennyJumps December 2, 2004
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by madeindee80s June 2, 2004
Get the no service mug.Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!
by MoonKnight September 23, 2003
Get the no service mug.I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"
Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".
Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".
by Joeyy! January 8, 2014
Get the no shoes no shirt no service mug.A transphobic saying where anyone who is FTM or MTF (ect) won't get their preferred pronouns used because they lack the body parts.
Morgan: She's MTF and her name is Niva
Transphobe: He didn't get a bottom/ top surgery. No parts no service
Transphobe: He didn't get a bottom/ top surgery. No parts no service
by Sphinxi October 1, 2020
Get the No parts no service mug.no user serviceable parts inside a warning label put on electronic products to encourage people to buy a new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down
no user serviceable parts inside label on electrical and electronic products the biggest scam in the electronics industry to encourage people to throw their electronic products away and buy new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down even for simple miner repairs because people are to afraid to attempt repairs themselves or cant afford to have them serviced electronics end up in the landfill thanks to this electronics industry scam
by bluebear January 28, 2020
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