Like "Oh My God!" but used in a much more solemn and profound sense.
Used especially when Robit took a shat in teh toilet n didn't flushe, however, little did Robit know there was a servere earthquake which sent the toilet violently rattling and flying through the ceiling 🌋, leaving a floor full of Robit's dinner on the remains of the bathroom tiling. When this happens, Robit's mother can almost always be heard screaming "NOMYGOD!" and "ROBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" after discovering the massive hole in the house, and the pool of shit on the floor of the bathroom. Kinky.
"NOMYGOD! ROBITTTTTTTTT! YA SHIT'S ALL OVER TEH FOOKIN FLOOR AN YEH DITN'T EVEN FLUSHHE TEH FOOKIN POTTY IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAS YEH LITTLE ROCKMELON!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!