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No My God

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.
person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?
by T.J. Dubz May 28, 2012
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AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY

The thing someone says when they want more effect then what the hell
(Sees something sus) AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY
by BRUHSVGYGVYUJGS October 27, 2023
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NOMYGOD

Like "Oh My God!" but used in a much more solemn and profound sense.
Used especially when Robit took a shat in teh toilet n didn't flushe, however, little did Robit know there was a servere earthquake which sent the toilet violently rattling and flying through the ceiling 🌋, leaving a floor full of Robit's dinner on the remains of the bathroom tiling. When this happens, Robit's mother can almost always be heard screaming "NOMYGOD!" and "ROBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" after discovering the massive hole in the house, and the pool of shit on the floor of the bathroom. Kinky.
"NOMYGOD! ROBITTTTTTTTT! YA SHIT'S ALL OVER TEH FOOKIN FLOOR AN YEH DITN'T EVEN FLUSHHE TEH FOOKIN POTTY IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAS YEH LITTLE ROCKMELON!"
by estelle_chamberlain April 19, 2020
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