Like "Oh My God!" but used in a much more solemn and profound sense.
Used especially when Robit took a shat in teh toilet n didn't flushe, however, little did Robit know there was a servere earthquake which sent the toilet violently rattling and flying through the ceiling 🌋, leaving a floor full of Robit's dinner on the remains of the bathroom tiling. When this happens, Robit's mother can almost always be heard screaming "NOMYGOD!" and "ROBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" after discovering the massive hole in the house, and the pool of shit on the floor of the bathroom. Kinky.
"NOMYGOD! ROBITTTTTTTTT! YA SHIT'S ALL OVER TEH FOOKIN FLOOR AN YEH DITN'T EVEN FLUSHHE TEH FOOKIN POTTY IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAS YEH LITTLE ROCKMELON!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.