NOMYGOD 

Like "Oh My God!" but used in a much more solemn and profound sense.
Used especially when Robit took a shat in teh toilet n didn't flushe, however, little did Robit know there was a servere earthquake which sent the toilet violently rattling and flying through the ceiling 🌋, leaving a floor full of Robit's dinner on the remains of the bathroom tiling. When this happens, Robit's mother can almost always be heard screaming "NOMYGOD!" and "ROBBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" after discovering the massive hole in the house, and the pool of shit on the floor of the bathroom. Kinky.

"NOMYGOD! ROBITTTTTTTTT! YA SHIT'S ALL OVER TEH FOOKIN FLOOR AN YEH DITN'T EVEN FLUSHHE TEH FOOKIN POTTY IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAS YEH LITTLE ROCKMELON!"

NOMYGOD by estelle_chamberlain April 19, 2020