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a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids
no dad
no dad by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020
when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return
teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left
no dad by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021
you fat no dad
no dad by mr man of good April 23, 2022
Used to describe a person who is cringey.
Orgin-Some person on the internet thought people who are cringe prob don't have dads because their dad went to get milk as an excuse of leaving their child, and then it became a cult-I mean a popular internet thing.
This term usually used as a joke and not seriously. DO NOT call anyone irl fatherless because that might be offensive to some people. DO call Bellathewolf fatherless. Everyone's fine with that one :D
No dad by Shaomiaome September 16, 2024

no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao
Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY
no dad day by alexthejhit September 23, 2019

No dad joke 

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.
Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.
No dad joke by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019
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