The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."

How to use this dreadful counter:

1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."

2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.

3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.

Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*

no u by TheSpeedOfLight February 24, 2018

no u

The fucking best comeback anyone could say. It is impossible to say things after that apart from no u back.

Worker: Yes, Boss
Boss: You're Fired
Worker: no u
Boss: *leaves workplace*

no u by NiggaThot6969 April 29, 2019

U got no jams

derives from a korean phrase: "jaemi eobseo" which means no fun or not interesting.
the "jaemi" itself means fun, and "eobseo" can be translated to (there is) no/not.
so basically what you do with it is add "no" in front of the phrase, scratch of the "eobseo" and simplify the pronounciation for "jaemi" into jams
done~

i'm not gonna explain how it's popularized, the result on top of this one can do that just well

Rap Monster: Jimin, u got no jams

U got no jams by OtakuTaka November 19, 2015

No u

The universal rebuttal to all arguments.

Bob: Canadians are nothing but communists
John: No u

No u by enigmatic January 24, 2003

u/alt-no-more

Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....

Well that was a fucking lie.

I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.

I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”

At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.

AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).

Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.

u/alt-no-more wanted to purchase condoms and now he's a celebrity

u/alt-no-more by u/tryinng December 25, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026