Stress

A jamaican in an Abercrombie & Fitch store trying to buy a merino (wife beater).

Jamaican:yow my grl weh unoo keep unoo merino dem?

Sales rep: Ummmmm by the docks?

Jamaican: whe de bomboclaat me a stress out meself
in a deh rassclaat thiefin store ya fa?

by yasidian July 2, 2006

stress

The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

This stress is killing me!
This stress is gonna cause me to die!

by Hustler's ambition December 17, 2005

stress

The feeling you have when you believe you're not doing enough.

I've been working so hard, I feel that I need to do more. I have stress.

by Ereck Flowers June 29, 2016

Stress

Being so gay that you are stressed about it

“Yo, Brandon, why are you so stressed?”
“Because I am just so incredibly gay”

by DF King May 4, 2022

The stress

Ella hall

The stress bet me in shot put

by Rema laker May 3, 2022

Stressed

What you would say to a person who something hilarious happened to. That is not funny for the other person.

Guy #1: Dude! I just made out with a guy! >:(

Guy #2: Stressed! LMFAO xD

by Luluuu October 23, 2010

Stress in

Verb: To cause stress to an individual or group of people with the use of secret Triad tactics.

They got you stress in haha. Go to sleep bitch. I didn't mean to keep you up all night editing my definitions.

by Dizstresser April 6, 2010