Weird half shirts that are extremely pointless and the person who made them is a little Rat-Licker and identifies as Enby because he his such a big scammer the only reason why u should where them is because either you never got your umbilici cord cut off, you want to be cold all the time or you want to get a good tan inside your belly button.
She has a weird belly button shirt
by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 9, 2022
when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.
by itsposthuman June 18, 2017
A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
by Satansbestie March 31, 2016
by Cram2302 March 23, 2021
When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018
The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.
"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"
by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023
A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019