Nissan Sentra

You're not quite sure why you got this car. It's tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it's first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. It serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. For those with a hint of balldrop, there is a 2.5l turbo version, but even then, meh. It serves its purpose. Barely.

"DUDE... I JUST BOUGHT A NISSAN SENTRA"

"Cool."

Nissan Sentra by NevrgunnagivUup November 21, 2016

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Nissan Sentra

One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.

Driver: There is a Nissan Sentra running on bald tires tailgating 2 feet behind me, shit!

Nissan Sentra by Neon5453654 August 9, 2024

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Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.

Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.

Nissan Sentra Nismo by myanonymusself September 26, 2023

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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