Nipawin 

A smallish hick town in Saskatchewan.

One of the only places in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.

In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Nipawin, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.

Hey, you got any bud?

-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!

I mean pot.

-I don't understand.

Do you have any marijuana?

-You smoke dope?

Dope is heroin.

-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Nipawin!

Nipawin by DildoBong March 30, 2009

nipawin 

Sweet ass hick town in saskatchewan(sask-atch-oo-win). Its the fishing, hunting, golfing capital of this province, maybe country and americans always come here looking for a good real canadian good time! PPFF!! haha what is that anyways? here we drink pilsner, lap main streed, and go to hockey games. Our team sucks and all the highschool girls go ga-ga over the team mates no matter how lame. Its pretty much a scum town but thank god we have KFC and subway.
Population-5000
Population every other Friday-10000

you're from Nipawin? wanna go steal a bike and throw it off the bridge?

nipawin by lakegirlwithpil October 4, 2007

Nipawin 

As of 2021 it has become known as Methawin. This coming from a citizen of Nipawin and also the fact i have known Nipawin to actually prior to 2021. Now I DO NOT RECOMMEND PEOPLE TO MOVE TO NIPAWIN. Nipawin has a 7pm to 7am bylaw to restrict people to not be in the Back alleys of Nipawin to reduce crime.

Welcome to Methawin (Nipawin).

Nipawin by Big Bull December 17, 2022

Nipawin Driver 

Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.

Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection

Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.

Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.

Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.

Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.

Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.

Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.

Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.

Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.

Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.

Being completely Oblivious to anything going on

Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.

It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).

A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."

Nipawin Driver by Big Bull April 11, 2024