The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021
by xX_Ghey_Orange_Xx August 20, 2017
Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.
Girl: Do you mean your penis?
Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.
Girl: Fuck me hard.
Girl: Do you mean your penis?
Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.
Girl: Fuck me hard.
by ShitOnADick66 December 7, 2017
The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump
by SexyHairyLeggedStripper April 4, 2017
by iLoveBacon9 November 6, 2016
by Please excuse me February 17, 2017
What's it gonna take to snap these biased idiots out of their stupor in regards to the Nintendo Switch's numerous problems since release date? the Wii U became the worst-selling home console of the 21st century so far, the Nintendo Switch has been worse and it's a waste!
by Nameymaker February 25, 2019