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NinjaTDA 

A fat fucking person that is super annoying and always says the dumbest shit ever. Always makes jokes that makes no sense and thinks they are funny.
That dude is more annoying than NinjaTDA
NinjaTDA by Habookabob May 21, 2023
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Ninjatard 

Retarded kids whom consider themselves intelligent because of their Counter Blox inventory. You can usually find them lurking in the Ninja's Trade server on discord, prowling the text channels in search of unsuspecting prey to shark. They tend to be vile and vocal creatures, with their one liners being, "WhAt AbOuT dEmAnD" and "CaStLeRs AnD aImEr AbUsE tOo MuCh".
Enzo tried to frame Aimer for alt trading with fabricated DMs. Kinda a fucking Ninjatard.
Ninjatard by solxr June 11, 2019

ninjatar 

"what appears to be a guitar except that it can only be played by trained assassins. It is so electrifyingly rockin' that if you aren't a ninja, your head will explode."-Ask A Ninja.

Or

what you call a person that plays guitar so awesomely rockin' that they have to be a ninja to play it.
CJ was jammin' out on his ninjatar. he must be a ninja!
ninjatar by Secret Justin June 24, 2007

Ninjatastic 

That flip was Ninjatastic!
Ninjatastic by The Ninjirate April 9, 2007

Ninjadactyl 

A teredactyl that has been tamed by ninjas.
It shoots fireballs and Ninja paratroopers fly off of them.
"OMG ninjadactyls are everywhere...run for your lives!!!!!!!!"
Ninjadactyl by bubbatheninja January 13, 2009

NinjaTaiken

Some really cool dude who poons bitties and ecca in pool, but they wont admit it.
You can find him at www.blizzhackers.com and Israel (and no that isn't a forum you fucking idiots)
Aidenswarrior: anyone here as cool as NinjaTaiken?
Rambo goes Meow: Lets play pool!
NinjaTaiken: SANTA IS A NOOB
Bitties: pwnz0r plz at pool now?
EJO9876: I have a confession! I cheat at dominoes.
Ecca Ecca: I MOLESTED A KITTEN! ITS TRUE.
NinjaTaiken by santa February 7, 2005

Ninjatard 

When someone thinks they are a lot sneakier than they actually are.
He was trying to be all quiet and sneak back into bed with his girl, then he knocked over the whole table by her bed like a straight ninjatard.
Ninjatard by El Chueko December 9, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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