Ninja poo 

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

Ninja poo by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010

Poo ninja 

The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.

Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )

Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!

Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."

Poo ninja by Dion_B June 16, 2006

Poo ninja 

The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.

Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )

Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!

Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."

Poo ninja by Dion_B July 29, 2008

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

ninja poop 

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom so quickly and quietly, that others are lead to think you simply took a leak or were merely washing your hands.

Usually required in bathrooms with thin walls or one room apartments, in which visitors can easily hear the quietest of bathroom activity.

Commonly used tactics that will aid a person while executing a ninja poop:
- Turning on the faucet after taking a seat, to buy extra time at the beginning of your toilet deposit
- Opening and slamming shut cabinet doors and medicine mirrors to cover any butt symphony harmonies
- While you are supposed to be washing hands, use this bonus time to spray a noisy aerosol freshener to mask the smell
- If no aerosol spray, use extra handsoap to soften the pungent smell of your toilet baby's birth
- If no hand soap, just pray to the toilet gods that no one enters that bathroom
- An advanced tactic, is turning on the bathroom fan, if available, upon entering and exiting. It will help muffle sounds and smells during. The act of turning the fan off upon exiting, shows confidence and swagger. People think that a fan was not needed after you used the restroom because you definitely didn't just drop a deuce, but you did.

Girls have long practiced the art of ninja pooping, and can go a lifetime without ever having to admit to going #2

Tom - "Dude I just took the biggest dump ever!"
Dan - "What? You were only gone for like a minute."
Tom - "I know. Ninja poop brah!"
Dan - "Oh, right on!"
*...secret handshake...
Dan - "You didn't wash your hands did you?"
Tom - "No time."
Dan - "Gross."

ninja poop by Red Nail May 18, 2012

Ninja pooper 

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

Ninja pooper by newsvava February 21, 2009

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

Ninja poofing by Cordmeister July 8, 2010