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Main Entry: nin路ja路dust
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.
Kyle: "Hey, where did that girl just go? I've been buying her drinks all night."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."
by KurtTO October 04, 2008
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The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.
(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!
by Kyle McNinja December 05, 2015
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- to vanish without a trace and reappear at the moment of a flash.

- to make something flashy
- to boldy go anywhere deemed at anytime under the radar or appear blinding with a flash
- a form of fart dust to throw
- did that guy ninjadust out of here?
- ninjadust that jacket
- they just ninjadust appeared out of no where and then dissappeard
- she threw some ninjadust at her husbands direction
by NinjaDustWallee September 07, 2014
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noun.
An imaginary substance often used by someone (鈥the ninja duster鈥) who wants to leave a party where a lot of alcohol is involved, but is too afraid of saying goodbye to anyone (鈥渢he ninja dustees鈥), because saying goodbye might lead to a ninja dustee grabbing the ninja duster by the scruff of the neck saying 鈥淵ou鈥檙e not going anywhere - at least finish just one more drink with me!鈥 knowing full well that it鈥檚 never gonna end with just one more drink.

The term gets it鈥檚 origin from the actual powder or 鈥渄ust鈥 used by ancient ninjas to disappear from the site of their enemies.

The substance exists in varying degrees of quality. The degree of quality can be measured by the length of time that it takes the ninja dustees to come to the realisation that the ninja duster has, in fact, left the party without anyone else noticing.

The four most common degrees of quality are: (Starting with the least qualitative)

1. Worst Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is caught in the act of leaving the party and thus prevented from leaving the party. The ninja dust having failed the ninja duster totaly;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淗ey dude, where do you think you鈥檙e going!? The party鈥檚 only just starting now!! Whoo-hoo!鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淯hm.. Ahem.. yeah, no I was just stepping out鈥 for some fresh air.. whoo-hoo..鈥

2. Good Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is already on their way home or is already at home when the ninja dustees discover that the ninja duster has left the party;
Example:
*Telephone rings*
Ninja Duster: 鈥淗ello鈥
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淵o dude! Where the hell are you?! You disappeared like mist before the sun!? I didn鈥檛 see you leave?!?鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淵eah. I left an hour ago.鈥

3. Great Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees only realise that the ninja duster had in fact left an earlier party the next time they see him;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淗ey dude what鈥檚 up? Hey, how great was last Friday鈥檚 party!? Wait a minute, now that I think about it 鈥 I never even saw you leaving!?鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淵eah, I know..鈥

4. The Best Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees never realise that ninja dust was ever used.
Example:
Ninja Dustees: 鈥淗ey dude what鈥檚 up?!鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淣ot much.鈥
Ninja Duster 1: 鈥淗ey dude, this party sucks. Let鈥檚 throw some ninja dust and get on outta here before Bobs corners us again and starts telling us stories about how great it is to be gay..鈥
Ninja Duster 2: 鈥淵eah, good idea..鈥

The shortened version of the term Ninja Dust i.e. 鈥渘inja鈥 can also be used as a verb.
Example:
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淲hoa dude! Did you ninja me last night or what?!鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淵eah, it was a great ninja.鈥
by Mario of P-town October 09, 2008
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verb. ninja dusting. The act of letting go a silent, putrid fart that permeates the room, and in an unsuspecting fashion, the perpatrator uses his hands to waffte the stench towards the nearest person.
I almost shit my pants and ninja dusted Gino in the process.
by Justin (Key'o'doh) February 25, 2005
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The art of being able to appear and attack out of thin air like a fart being crop dusted.
It was as calm night, and my buddies in the car got NinjaDusted with the car windows and doors were locked while driving.
by NinjaDustWallee June 12, 2015
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noun.
An imaginary substance often used by someone (鈥the ninja duster鈥) who wants to leave a party where a lot of alcohol is involved, but is too afraid of saying goodbye to anyone (鈥渢he ninja dustees鈥), because saying goodbye might lead to a ninja dustee grabbing the ninja duster by the scruff of the neck saying 鈥淵ou鈥檙e not going anywhere - at least finish just one more drink with me!鈥 knowing full well that it鈥檚 never gonna end with just one more drink.

The term gets it鈥檚 origin from the actual powder or 鈥渄ust鈥 used by ancient ninjas to disappear from the site of their enemies.

The substance exists in varying degrees of quality. The degree of quality can be measured by the length of time that it takes the ninja dustees to come to the realisation that the ninja duster has, in fact, left the party without anyone else noticing.
The four most common degrees of quality are: (Starting with the least qualitative)

1. Worst Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is caught in the act of leaving the party and thus prevented from leaving the party. The ninja dust having failed the ninja duster totaly;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淗ey dude, where do you think you鈥檙e going!? The party鈥檚 only just starting now!! Whoo-hoo!鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淯hm.. Ahem.. yeah, no I was just stepping out鈥 for some fresh air.. whoo-hoo..鈥

2. Good Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is already on their way home or is already at home when the ninja dustees discover that the ninja duster has left the party;
Example:
*Telephone rings*
Ninja Duster: 鈥淗ello鈥
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淵o dude! Where the hell are you?! You disappeared like mist before the sun!? I didn鈥檛 see you leave?!?鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淵eah. I left an hour ago.鈥

3. Great Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees only realise that the ninja duster had in fact left an earlier party the next time they see him;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淗ey dude what鈥檚 up? Hey, how great was last Friday鈥檚 party!? Wait a minute, now that I think about it 鈥 I never even saw you leaving!?鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淵eah, I know..鈥

4. The Best Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees never realise that ninja dust was ever used.
Example:
Ninja Dustees: 鈥淗ey dude what鈥檚 up?!鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淣ot much.鈥

Ninja Duster 1: 鈥淗ey dude, this party sucks. Let鈥檚 throw some ninja dust and get on outta here before Bobs corners us again and starts telling us stories about how great it is to be gay..鈥
Ninja Duster 2: 鈥淵eah, good idea.. He is so gay when he does that.鈥

The shortened version of the term Ninja Dust i.e. 鈥渘inja鈥 can also be used as a verb.
Example:
Ninja Dustee: 鈥淲hoa dude! Did you ninja me last night or what?!鈥
Ninja Duster: 鈥淵eah, it was a great ninja.鈥

by marius99 November 23, 2008
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