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Ninja Creami 

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.
Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support
Ninja Creami by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja Creami 

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.
Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support
Ninja Creami by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

ninja creami 

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.
My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.
ninja creami by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

Ninja Creami 

When you take a shit in the garbage disposal and turn it on.
I totally ninja creami’d that guys sink last night BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ninja Creami by Owowen September 21, 2025

ninja cream 

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there
Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
ninja cream by xjax1 January 15, 2018

Ninja Ice Cream Man 

A pedophile ice cream man who sells "Ninja" Ice Cream and RC Toys during the winter, and has the peircing looks of a terrorist including the strong accent.
The Ninja Ice Cream Man and his chocolatey goodness uses his RC toys to lure his prey.
Ninja Ice Cream Man by Expired Water February 17, 2010
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