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Nikolai Bennett 

This person will give you figurative butterflies in your stomach and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while you're sleeping. He's gonna be so sweet and adorable, and make your heart go bum bum bum. He's that one person who gets you so interested in something that he's interested in because he talks about it so many times and so in depth that you just have to check it out. He's that one Italian mafia legacy who takes you out to subway and pays for your meal, even if you don't like soup and you just dumped a bunch of salt in it to avoid actually eating it and wasted the whole thing. (But he didn't get mad). He's the one you'd probably do just about anything for.

Bennett is also the one to make you the most confused you've ever been. Does he like you or is he just bored? You would never be able to tell. Are you just taking a stroll on the outskirts of his pretty, pretty mind, (because he rarely will let you in to see) or is this something deeper to him? Have fun figuring it out, you might never. There will be times you doubt his feelings. But you know one thing, that cutie is taking you to homecoming whether he likes it or not. (Because he already promised you he would).
"That Nikolai Bennett, always making my head spin.."

"Hey, Nikolai Bennett, why didn't you reply to my Instagram story that I made specifically for you?"

"Nikolai Bennett, what do I even mean to you?"
Nikolai Bennett by Cocobeanahaha January 8, 2022
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026