Skip to main content

Nike Mercurial Vapor 

OMG don't they just sound expensive?!

The best quality and performance soccer cleat out of the whole Nike Mercurial Family.These shoes bump heads with the Addidas Powerswerves and any other high class soccer cleat.
Vapors come in a series:I,II,III,IV,and newly V.The color ways are pretty sick,the material is light(very high quality material btw,like this Tejin synthetic stuff),and supposedly they insanely help ball control.These soccer cleats normally range from $100-$400 and are often worn by professional soccer players like Cristiano Ronaldo but extreme soccer but extreme soccer people(FANATICS),people who are REALLY into soccer often buy these to either:

a)for the hype,to show off and they have moola
b)Make themselves feel better about playing soccer
c)MAKE THEIR SOCCER SKILLS BETTER
OR
d)adding to c:THEY ARE TIRED OF SHOPPING IN THE KIDS SECTION WITH THEIR PARENTS JUST TO GET CRAPPY CHEAP CLEATS AND WANT SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!!

I fit d.

A downside to this cleat is that they get dirty and scraped easily.Also a lot of people complain about getting blisters when first wearing the shoe.
Following the soccer cleat 'game' can lead you to become similar to the nike sb sneakerheads who just collect shoes.I can understand for SBs because I do that but Mercurial vapors....umm why?they cost hella money.
Young Chaz sat in front of his computer on Youtube,watching videos of people opening their new Nike Mercurial Vapor box for the FIRST TIME,wishing that he could buy them one day.(yes people seriously do post videos of this)

Martha was so pissed when that chick stepped and made a mark on her Nike Mercurial Vapor iv's, that she totally went off and slapped the bitch.~~oh shit!new phrase:Nike Mercurial rage.
Nike Mercurial Vapor by Y-DebaCLE December 28, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

nike mercurcial vapor 

those nike mercurcial vapors are very nice mr henry
More from Urban Dictionary

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Load more